Wednesday, 8 April 2015

1.       University is like a gorgeous woman. You try really hard to get in, then, nine months later, you wish you had never come.
2.       Bubly-“Hello? Is this fire department?”
“Yes.” Bubly’ “Listen, my house is on fire! Come soon!” “Okey, how do we get to youer house?”
Bubly, “Don’t have those big red trucks anymore?”
3.       A man says to his wife, “You never tell me when you have an orgasm.” The wife replies, “you are never home.”
4.       Bebly-“Mummy did you see me before I was born?”
Mother-“No.”
Bubly-“Then how did you recognize me after my birth?”
5.       Who cares for your heart and soul all I’d ever get into, is your hole!
6.       Bubly-“There were over two hundred boys in my class, and I never kissed one of them.”
Bunty-“Which one was that?”
7.       Tum mujhe bistar me mil jao aur mein tumhein apne hoton se mahsoos kroon. Tum hi ho jo mera din achchha banaate ho. I Love U Nescafe.
8.       Bubly-“Is this my train?”
Station master-“No, it belongs to the Railway company .”
Bubly-Don’t be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to khandala.”
Station Master-“No Madam, it’s to heavy.”
9.       Q-What’s a birth control pill?
A-The other thing a woman put in her mouth to keep from becoming pregnant.
10.   Bubbly-“what would you give me if I would reach the great Mount everset?”
Bunty-“a push!”
11.   It’s easy to understand why she talks twice as much as most woman-she has a double chin.
12.   Q-what two thing in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A-Her feet!
13.   Q-why are blondes like cornflakes?
A-Because they are simple, easy and they taste good!
14.   Bunty (proudly)-“My wife is an Angell”
Monty-“You are lucky, mine’s still alive!
15.   Can’t take my eye off your eyes. Wish the same would go for our lips too!
16.   Bunty and bubbly were on bed.
Bubly-“You are a man in a million.” Bunty pushing bubbly away from him-“What, there have been that many others?”
17.   A working girl who applied for a job in a big factory was told to fill in the usual form calling for name, address, age, etc., she brought it back and under the heading “sex” had entered ‘Four times a work.’
18.   Bunty and Monty looking for their lost wives.... Bunty-“What yours look like?”
Monty-“She’s 5’9”, fair, 36-24-36,blue eye.. and yours?
Bunty-“Forget mine, let’s look yours....!!!”
19.   Every time I say, ’I  love you’ all I want to do is screw!

20.   He’s a real carefree guy-doesn’t care as long as it’s free.

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