1. For sale
Twins beds, I hardly used.
2. Q-Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A-Because There balls fall over their assholes and their vapour lock!
3. Everyone has different phases of sex life-
Age 18-Din raat.
Age 28-Roz raat.
Age 38-Jumme raat.
Age 48-Chanddni raat.
Age 58-Only jazbaat.
Age 68-Ghalat batt!
4. If there's one thing worse than your doc telling you mthat you havevenereal disease, it's your dentist telling you.
5. Q-Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A-Because they both drip when they are fucked!
6. Behind every sussesfull woman there is a satisfied man!
Behind a satisfied man!
7. Q-what do you call the area between the vagina and the asshole?
A-A chin rest
8. Men piss like cheap cameras-they just point and shoot.
9. Sher ki shadi thi. Barat me sab sheron ke beech ek kutta nach raha tha. Usse pucha 'aap yahan kaise? To kutta bola 'Shadi se phle hum bhi sher the.
10. Q-why did God give men penises?
A-So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
11. Q-What where the result of the first attempted penis transplantoperation?
A-the orgen rsponded but the patient's hand rejected it.
12. Q-why is a hooker like the Midtown Tunnel?
A-You pay before you enter!
13. Q-What is the similarity between toothpaste and boobs?
A-Kholo, dabaao aur moh mein dallo!
14. Q-What do you fuch sheep on the edge of a cliff?
A-They push back harder.
15. Q-Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?
A-The one who can carrey two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time.
16. Help him when he's in trouble, and he'llnever forget you-especially the next time he's in trouble.
17. Q-What are jerk's favourite word?
A-"Nothing's going to happen that you don't really want to happen" Or "Trust me I'll pull at out the right time."
18. Q-What's the only thing the government can't tax?
A-A penis,because 95% Of the time it's inactive, 5% of the time it's in the hole, and it's got to dependents and they're both nuts.
19. Q-What did one tit say to the other tit?
A-There must be a party down below, I see dick going in
20. Dhobi is the only person in the world who can say bhabhi kapde nikal ke rakhna hai abhi aa ke leta hoon.
Twins beds, I hardly used.
2. Q-Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A-Because There balls fall over their assholes and their vapour lock!
3. Everyone has different phases of sex life-
Age 18-Din raat.
Age 28-Roz raat.
Age 38-Jumme raat.
Age 48-Chanddni raat.
Age 58-Only jazbaat.
Age 68-Ghalat batt!
4. If there's one thing worse than your doc telling you mthat you havevenereal disease, it's your dentist telling you.
5. Q-Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A-Because they both drip when they are fucked!
6. Behind every sussesfull woman there is a satisfied man!
Behind a satisfied man!
7. Q-what do you call the area between the vagina and the asshole?
A-A chin rest
8. Men piss like cheap cameras-they just point and shoot.
9. Sher ki shadi thi. Barat me sab sheron ke beech ek kutta nach raha tha. Usse pucha 'aap yahan kaise? To kutta bola 'Shadi se phle hum bhi sher the.
10. Q-why did God give men penises?
A-So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
11. Q-What where the result of the first attempted penis transplantoperation?
A-the orgen rsponded but the patient's hand rejected it.
12. Q-why is a hooker like the Midtown Tunnel?
A-You pay before you enter!
13. Q-What is the similarity between toothpaste and boobs?
A-Kholo, dabaao aur moh mein dallo!
14. Q-What do you fuch sheep on the edge of a cliff?
A-They push back harder.
15. Q-Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?
A-The one who can carrey two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time.
16. Help him when he's in trouble, and he'llnever forget you-especially the next time he's in trouble.
17. Q-What are jerk's favourite word?
A-"Nothing's going to happen that you don't really want to happen" Or "Trust me I'll pull at out the right time."
18. Q-What's the only thing the government can't tax?
A-A penis,because 95% Of the time it's inactive, 5% of the time it's in the hole, and it's got to dependents and they're both nuts.
19. Q-What did one tit say to the other tit?
A-There must be a party down below, I see dick going in
20. Dhobi is the only person in the world who can say bhabhi kapde nikal ke rakhna hai abhi aa ke leta hoon.
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