Top Funny Jokes Part 22

1. He come from a family of writers. His brother writes novels, his sister writes songs, his mother writes poetry. he writes bum checks.

2. He's very superstitious. In a fight, he always keeps a horseshoe in the glove.

3. He's managing his life on the cafeteria plan-self service only.

4. He not only want to eat his cakes-he also wishes for some other fellow's cookie.

5. When he borrows money, it's not only against his principal to pay interest, but also against his interest to pay the principal.

6. He has a sure-fire metod for saving money. He forgets whom he borrowed it from.

7. When you lend him money, he's telling the truth when he says, "I'll everlastngly indebted to you."

8. He fell love in with awomen at second sight. The first time he saw her he didn't know she was rich.

9. He's a guy that's really going far-always one step ahead of his creditors.

10. He denies that he married her because her dad left her a fortune. He insists he would have married her no matter who left it to her.

11. Nasbandi team workers visit a village again. A villager-"Aare phle aaye the to line kaat gaye, ab kya meter ukhar kr le jaoge?"

12. To 10 per cent out of him, you've got to at least his 50-50 partner.

13. Lend him money and you'll learn the difference between capital and labour. The money you lend him represents capital-getting it back represents labour.

14. His Wallet is alwayes full of big bills-allunpaid.

15. Did you hear about the stupid guy who put ice in condom? He wanted to keep the swelling down.

16. Once he hit a man and knocked him six feet in the air; then hesued him for leaving the scene of the accident.

17. He recently advertised-"Man with income tax blank would like to meet lady with income."

18. A bachelor is man who has missed opportunity to make a woman miserable.

19. Did you hear about masochist who said to her boyfriend-"Give me nine inches and make it hurt."

He fucked her twice and slapped her.

20.Q-What’s the first thing man would invent if there were no more women on earth?

A-A dishwasher that sucks cock