Top Funny Jokes Part 19

“An American, an Australian and a Japanese man become stranded on a tropical island. The American decides to take charge and says. "I'll be in charge of engineering" he then looks at the Australian and says "You can be in charge of building" and finally looks at the Japanese man and says "You're in charge of the supplies". They all wander off into the jungle and all except the Japanese man return a few hours later. Months go by and the Australian and American have made do without he Japanese man and have built a rigid bamboo hut. Finally, on the horizon a Navy helicopter appears and lands of the beach, the Australian and American  joyfully run up to it. Suddenly, the Japanese man jumps out from behind a palm tree and screams”

"SUPPLIES!!" “What do you call a cow that eats grass?”

A lawn moo--‐err “

“Where do you keep a baby ape?”

In an apricot.

“I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted.”

“What do you call a cow in a paddock with only two right legs...

Lean Beef”

“A polar bear goes into a bar and says to the barman "Could I have a pint of beer and ................................................ a packet of crisps please?". The barman says "Certainly --‐ what's with the enormous paws (pause)?"

“Early one morning a gentleman was doing his push up exercises in central park when a drunk came along and tapped him on the shoulder and said "say mister I think your girlfriends gone home"

“2 robbers went 2 the gates of haven an angle said god there is 2 robbers at the gates god  said let them in so the angle went 2 let them in he came running in and said "they're gone, hey 're gone ,"god :who the robbers no the gates!!”

 “A Texan is bragging, as usual: "You know," he says, "I can get in my Cadillac at 7 a.m., drive all day long and still be on my property." "Yes," replies his listener, "I had a car like that once."