1.
How about the call-girl who
came from a town so small the only thing open all night was her legs?
2.
Pehle usne utari saree phir
aaya petticoat ki bari, phir diya blouse uttar, jyada khus mat ho yaar, yeh thi
ek kapade sukhane ki taar! Ha, ha, ha.
3.
Q-Why’s the new contraceptive
sponge such a great idea?
A-Because after sex the
woman can get up and wash the dishes.
4.
Q-What’s the function of a
woman?
A-A life-support system
for a pussy.
5.
One wife to another-“you’ve
been going around telling people there’s a wart on the end of my husband’s
penis.” “ I did not. I only said it Felt like it.”
6.
One good thing about sex –it
brings lovers to closer together they can’t see anything wrong with each other.
7.
The Chinese detective
reports-“I climbed up the tree, so I could see. He played she. She played with
he. I played with me. I fell of the tree. So i no saw-so sorree.”
8.
Q-What do you do when your
dishwasher stop working?
A-Kick him in the balls.
9.
Said the arrogant man, “I climb
mountains for a hobby, but getting on top of you is probably going to be my
biggest challenge to data, ”She replied calmly, “Well, that depends on the
length of your rope.”
10.
A lady tell her man I demanded
good manners in bed just like at the dinner table. The man climbs into bed,
slowly and says, ”Honey would you pass the vagina please!
11.
I want you to do as i tell you,
“said the doctor. “That’s what my boyfriend said,” replied the sweet young
lady, “and that’s why I am here.”
12.
Here’s a girl afraid of man,
She tried it once with a fountain pen; the pen broke and the ink rank wild, and
she gave birth to a purple child.
13.
Q-why do you think I SMS u? IS
it because I care? Or I miss you? Or I love you? Or I need you?
A-No ! it’s because Time Pass Ke liye
koi Bakra chhahiye!
14.
An old bachelor, on being
introduced to the mother of five daughters remarked- “Madam, I am pleased to
meet the author of so many charming editions.”
15.
She-This diamond you gave me is
just an imitation.
He-Yeah-and what I’ve been getting from you hasn’t been
the real thing either.
16.
Husband-“But you have no reason
for leaving me.”
Wife-“And I’ll have no reason if I stay.”
17.
He-“Please, darling, whisper those three
little words that make me walk on air,”
She-“Go hang yourself.”
18.
Q-Did you here about the butler
who got his finger stuck in a dishwasher?
A-They both got fired.
19.
Q-Why do nudists have the best
parties?
A-When you go out on the dance floor, things are really
swinging.
20.
If you’re wondering what is
that which a woman has in front and a cow at the back it is the letter. ‘w’
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