20 Supper Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkale

1. Ek Mendak pandit k pas gya or apna future pucha
Pandit-Tuje 1 Ladki milegi or tera Dil le jayegi.

Mendak khushi se-Wo milegi kaha?

Pandit BIOLOGY LAB me.

2. Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,

Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se
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Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se
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5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se.

3. Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi
Jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to
Vo bola thoda pas ho k baith
Ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

4. Teacher: raju tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: Aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

5. Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

6. Arz Hai..

Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.

Wah Wah Wah..

Ershad Ershad..

Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.
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Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji

7. Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha lagta hai hamari shadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? papa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi tumhare behan se mila tha

8. Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mil rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai k “Bill nahi bharoge toh kat denge.

9. Chand bhi ajeb chez hai naa..
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Jisme bachpan me MAMU aur

Jawani me JAANU nazar ate hain.

10. Ek Bus Mein Boy and Girls Ki Team
Antakshari Khelne K Liye Bani..
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Girls Hum Tumko Harakar dikhayenge
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Pichhe betha PAPPU Bola Hum Haar Gye Chalo Ab Dikhao.

11. Degree Boy: A chote Ek Chocolate khilaunga kya apne Didi ka number dega..
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2rd stnd Boy:" Tujhe Ek Beer pelaunga ye Luv Leter Jake apni Choti behen ko dega..

Degree Shocks

Primary Rocks..

12. RAKHI SAWANT Train me!
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TC- Ticket?
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Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
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TC- Jurmana lgega
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Rakhi- Kyo?
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TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi
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Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai.

13. Arz KiYa Hai
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se
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Wah wah..
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Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se..
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Are Wah wah..

Lenkin Kya

Lekin ..In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise.. Kaminoo se

14. CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati

Wah-Wah

CHAPPAL choti ho jaye to PAON mein nahi ati

Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi ati
He He He

15. New style of prpose girl..
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Boy:Dekh mai nhi chahta ki mera ladka bada hokar teri ladki ko chede mujhe bura lgega.. .
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Girl:Too.. ??
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Boy:Tu ha bol dono ko bhai behan bnaa denge..

16. Bhikhari Car me bethi lady se: Madam 10 Rs dedo..

Lady ne paise de diye..

Bhikhari jane laga tabi

lady boli:Baba Dua To Dete Jao..
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Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Hai Moti...Ab Kya
Rocket Pe Baithegi

17. Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Papu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

18. Santa goes to buy a underwear. On chosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhao Party wear nahin chahiye.

19. Nurse: Congrats Santa ji aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga.

20. Banta: Marte waqt admi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai