1.
aQ-What was the first thing
Adam said to Eve?
A-“Stand back! I don’t
know how big this thing gets!”
2.
Jeeto-“You say I look old but
people still praise me.”
Fauja-“It must be
surjeet.”
Jeeto-“How do you know?”
Fauja-“He is a scrap
dealer.”
3.
Q-What is supposed to be the
worst crime that villain Gabber Singh had committed in ‘Sholay’?
A-he killed the thakur’s
wife, and cut of the thakur’s arms, too!
4.
Life gives answer in 3 ways. It
says yes and gives you everything. It says no and gives something better. It
says wait but gives you the best. Let the best be yours.
5.
You know the honeymoon is
pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights,
and so does she.
6.
Jeeto-“What are doing?”
Fauja-“Washing myself, of
course.”
Jeeto-“Without soap and
water?”
Fauja-“Haen’t you ever
heard of dry cleaning?”
7.
A priest is teaching a nun how
to swim. She says, “Father, will i really sink if you take you finer out?”
8.
Lady-“My salesman husband is
away more than 6 months of the year. What would you do in my place?”
Sexologist-“Why don’t you
go over to my place and we’ll do it there. Your husband might come home when we
least expect him.”
9.
“Do you love me, Eddie, or is
that just a flashlight in your pocket?”
10.
Jeeto-“Why don’t you give your
husband a divorce?”
Preeto-“What, I have lived
with him for ten year and now I should make him happey?”
11.
A girl goes to the
gynaecologist and he examines her.
He says, “You have acute
vaginitis.”
She says, “ Thank you.”
12.
Lady-“ Are children allowed to
travel without ticket in the bus?”
Conductor-“Only under 10.”
Lady-“good, I’ve only 7.”
13.
Apne pajame me naada daal nahi
sakte hain, Aur kaargil mein ladne ka daawa karte hain, Ghar me biwi ke ghulaam
banaker rhte hai, aur baahar aakar khud
ko shshansham,Bante hai!
14.
Q-wait 6 inches long, 2 inches
wide, has a head on it and woman love it and woman love it
A-Money.
15.
Q- Why is a sheep better than a
woman?
A-Because a sheep doesn’t
care if you fuck her sister.
16.
Knowledge-Knowing what to do.
Skill-Knowing how to do
it.
Wisdom-Nothing doing it!
17.
Lady-“Doctor I have an
infection down there.”
Doctor-“How often do you
have sex?”
Lady-“Once in six months.”
Doctor-“God, that’s not
infection, that’s rust...”
18.
Q-How is a condom like a wife?
A-
They spend too much time in ur
wallet, and not enough time on ur dick.
19.
Lattle Bunty catches his
parents making love. “Hey dad! What are u doing?”
Dad- “I am Filling your
mother’s tank.”
20.
Bunty- “Oh , yeah? Well, you
should get a model that gets better mileage. “The milkman filled her this
morning.
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