Wednesday, 8 April 2015

1.       Law of conversation of love. Love can neither be created nor be destroyed but can be transferred from one girlfriend to another with some slag.
2.       Man-“Cut my hair short.”
Barber-“How much short?”
Man-“So short that my wife cannot pull them.”
3.       Mrs Fauja says , “Mr. Fauja, you are a sex maniac.’
Fauja says, “Get out of this bed, and take your fucking sister with you.’
4.       Life is a paradox whatever you want you don’t enjoy what ever you enjoy is not permanent is boring...
5.       Love-When you write poem about your partner.
Lust-When all you write is your phone number.
Marriage-When all you write is cheques.
6.       Q-What is the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
A-When you are driving in the fog, you can’t see the asshole in front of you.
7.       Love is moral even without legal marriage but marriage is immortal without love.
8.       Before you speak; listen.
Before you Spend; earn.
Before you Write; think.
Before you criticize; wait.
Before you pray; forgive.
Before you quit; try.
Before you die; live.
9.       Before marriage a man Yearn for a woman afterward the “Y” is silent.
10.   Q-What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
A-     They are both filled with stiffs-only one’s coming and one’s going.
11.   Bachelor-How much expenditure is involved in a marriage?
Married Man-Initial expenditure is about 2lakhs and then your monthly salary, in easy instalments.
12.   Best way to approach a girl... Go to her and say “ Is your dad a Terrorist?” She will say “What?” Then you say no no, “ I asked it because you are such a Bomb.”
13.   Q-Bunty ne pariksha me dete samay kapde kyo utar diye?
A-Kyunki paper me likha tha, “Answer in brief.”
14.   Why did the polack stick his prick in boiling water?
His wife told him to get sterilized.
15.   Q-Why do woman have nipples?
A-To make suckers out of man!
16.   Boss to secretary- “If I asked you to become my private secretary at Rs. 25000 per month, would you say yes?” Smiling sweetly, She replied-“Twice a day, if necessary.”
17.   Q-Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
A-The Vagina Inn. It can accommodate only one standing occupant at a time, with his two pieces of luggage left behind at the lawn!
18.   Bubly to bunty-“I fell like taking a long, quite walk in the moonlight.”
Husband-“Good idea. Take the dog with you.”
19.   Birth control slogan-“Accident cause people.”
20.   She can talk 50 per cent faster than anyone can listen.  





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