1.
Law of conversation of love.
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed but can be transferred from one
girlfriend to another with some slag.
2.
Man-“Cut my hair short.”
Barber-“How much short?”
Man-“So short that my wife
cannot pull them.”
3.
Mrs Fauja says , “Mr. Fauja,
you are a sex maniac.’
Fauja says, “Get out of
this bed, and take your fucking sister with you.’
4.
Life is a paradox whatever you
want you don’t enjoy what ever you enjoy is not permanent is boring...
5.
Love-When you write poem about
your partner.
Lust-When all you write is
your phone number.
Marriage-When all you
write is cheques.
6.
Q-What is the difference
between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
A-When you are driving in
the fog, you can’t see the asshole in front of you.
7.
Love is moral even without
legal marriage but marriage is immortal without love.
8.
Before you speak; listen.
Before you Spend; earn.
Before you Write; think.
Before you criticize;
wait.
Before you pray; forgive.
Before you quit; try.
Before you die; live.
9.
Before marriage a man Yearn for
a woman afterward the “Y” is silent.
10.
Q-What do a coffin and a condom
have in common?
A-
They are both filled with
stiffs-only one’s coming and one’s going.
11.
Bachelor-How much expenditure
is involved in a marriage?
Married Man-Initial
expenditure is about 2lakhs and then your monthly salary, in easy instalments.
12.
Best way to approach a girl...
Go to her and say “ Is your dad a Terrorist?” She will say “What?” Then you say
no no, “ I asked it because you are such a Bomb.”
13.
Q-Bunty ne pariksha me dete samay
kapde kyo utar diye?
A-Kyunki paper me likha
tha, “Answer in brief.”
14.
Why did the polack stick his
prick in boiling water?
His wife told him to get
sterilized.
15.
Q-Why do woman have nipples?
A-To make suckers out of
man!
16.
Boss to secretary- “If I asked
you to become my private secretary at Rs. 25000 per month, would you say yes?”
Smiling sweetly, She replied-“Twice a day, if necessary.”
17.
Q-Which is the smallest hotel
in the world?
A-The Vagina Inn. It can
accommodate only one standing occupant at a time, with his two pieces of
luggage left behind at the lawn!
18.
Bubly to bunty-“I fell like
taking a long, quite walk in the moonlight.”
Husband-“Good idea. Take
the dog with you.”
19.
Birth control slogan-“Accident
cause people.”
20.
She can talk 50 per cent faster
than anyone can listen.
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