1. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembring the same thing.
2. Ayoung girl swallowed a pin when she was nine and newer felt a prick until she turned seventeen.
3. A recent survey was coducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night 5% said it was to get a glass of water. 12% said it was to go the toilet. 83% said it was to go home.
4. A woman walked into the ladies toilet and saw a man standingup using the toilet. Shocked, she exclaimed,"This is just for women!" So'sthis,"he replied.
5. A guy come home from work and finds stranger on bed with his wife. He says,"What the help r u 2 doing?" His wife is turns to the stranger and sayes,"I told you he was stupid,"
6. A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. after 15 minutes, the man says,"Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"Woman:"Me Too, you've been eating grass for the past 10 minutes!"
7. A priest saw a gril removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked Dis time he prayed Gold pleaseclose your eyes.
8. A sexy female attorney we know consistently breakbreaks speed limits but newer get a ticket. Evewy time a policeman stop her shesimpaly laysdown the law.
9. A boss gave a minimum to his secondaryas 1st month's salary. In 2nd month he got impressed by her work and raised the list month's salary.
10. A sardar when to toilet ten time within half-an hour.
Somebody asked,"sardar ji aapko chain nahin hai kya? Sardar,"Hai to sahi, par khul nahi rahi."
11. A man had no money on wife's birthday. So he sent cheque written"100 kisses" When he retur medhom is wife said: Thank for the cheque. I encashed it frm the bank manager!
12. An executive friend of oursis so dedicatedto his work that he keep the secreatary near his bed in case he geats
an idea duringthe night.
13 At 20 he knew:at 40 hz done nothing at 60 he"iihave nothing
14. A notice in the factoryfor girl emloyees:if your skritis long, protrct yourself from machineand and if it's short,then from machine operators!
15. A blonde not nigro, took him home, stripped herself and saidtookt:the me to the bedand do what youblack guysare good atthe nigro tied her tv, stereo,VCR etcand run away!
16 A man asked a prostitute,:what;s your ceiling price?
She answered-"Same as on the floor."
17. A kiss is a key to start sex from top floor. When you pass, go 2nd floor, play basketball an than go to ground floor to play golf!
18. A boy to his girlfriend-"Yeh to achchha hua ki raat tum tum mere sapney me aa gai aur mujhe nightfall ho gaya. Tumhari izzat bhi bach gayee aur mera kamam bhi ho gaya."
19. The bloke who said that all men are created equal never went to a nudist colony. Sometime girl can attract a man by her mind, but more often she can attract him by what she dosen't mind.
20. Galib is ditched by his girlfriendand is caught pissing on her gate. While at it, he recites-"Tere pyar mein yun dukhi hai Galib ki aansu bhi nikalte hai to raste badal badal ke'!
2. Ayoung girl swallowed a pin when she was nine and newer felt a prick until she turned seventeen.
3. A recent survey was coducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night 5% said it was to get a glass of water. 12% said it was to go the toilet. 83% said it was to go home.
4. A woman walked into the ladies toilet and saw a man standingup using the toilet. Shocked, she exclaimed,"This is just for women!" So'sthis,"he replied.
5. A guy come home from work and finds stranger on bed with his wife. He says,"What the help r u 2 doing?" His wife is turns to the stranger and sayes,"I told you he was stupid,"
6. A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. after 15 minutes, the man says,"Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"Woman:"Me Too, you've been eating grass for the past 10 minutes!"
7. A priest saw a gril removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked Dis time he prayed Gold pleaseclose your eyes.
8. A sexy female attorney we know consistently breakbreaks speed limits but newer get a ticket. Evewy time a policeman stop her shesimpaly laysdown the law.
9. A boss gave a minimum to his secondaryas 1st month's salary. In 2nd month he got impressed by her work and raised the list month's salary.
10. A sardar when to toilet ten time within half-an hour.
Somebody asked,"sardar ji aapko chain nahin hai kya? Sardar,"Hai to sahi, par khul nahi rahi."
11. A man had no money on wife's birthday. So he sent cheque written"100 kisses" When he retur medhom is wife said: Thank for the cheque. I encashed it frm the bank manager!
12. An executive friend of oursis so dedicatedto his work that he keep the secreatary near his bed in case he geats
an idea duringthe night.
13 At 20 he knew:at 40 hz done nothing at 60 he"iihave nothing
14. A notice in the factoryfor girl emloyees:if your skritis long, protrct yourself from machineand and if it's short,then from machine operators!
15. A blonde not nigro, took him home, stripped herself and saidtookt:the me to the bedand do what youblack guysare good atthe nigro tied her tv, stereo,VCR etcand run away!
16 A man asked a prostitute,:what;s your ceiling price?
She answered-"Same as on the floor."
17. A kiss is a key to start sex from top floor. When you pass, go 2nd floor, play basketball an than go to ground floor to play golf!
18. A boy to his girlfriend-"Yeh to achchha hua ki raat tum tum mere sapney me aa gai aur mujhe nightfall ho gaya. Tumhari izzat bhi bach gayee aur mera kamam bhi ho gaya."
19. The bloke who said that all men are created equal never went to a nudist colony. Sometime girl can attract a man by her mind, but more often she can attract him by what she dosen't mind.
20. Galib is ditched by his girlfriendand is caught pissing on her gate. While at it, he recites-"Tere pyar mein yun dukhi hai Galib ki aansu bhi nikalte hai to raste badal badal ke'!
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