10 Funny Jokes Part 16

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face?

what's white blue and green?

A fridge wearing jeans sitting in a field!

What do chiropodists eat for breakfast?

Cornflakes!

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

What happened to the car mechanic that fell asleep dreaming about cars?

He woke up exhausted

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

A Wonky

What is grey and goes bang, bang, bang, bang?

 A four door elephant.

Why do birds sing and humming birds hum?

Humming birds don't know the words

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

A duck walks into a drugstore, and asks the cashier if he has any beer. The man says "No, this is a Drugstore, we don't sell beer here" The Duck leaves, and returns home. The next day, he comes back to the store and asks the cashier again. The man then replies, "I told  you yesterday! We don‘t sell beer here! If you ask me one more time, I am going to nail your feet to the floor!" The ducks leaves again. One final time the duck enters the store the next day, and this time says, "Do you have any nails?" The an replies, "No" The duck then says, "Do you have any beer?

You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer  two questions for me?

Absolutely! What's the second question?"

what do you call am Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto

 Teacher Jonny why are you late for class" Jonny "well I was on my way to school  and I was almost here but then I crossed a sign saying SLOW so I had to go really slow and that's what took me so lon

Any man who can drive safely

while kissing a pretty girl

is simply not giving the kiss

the attention it deserves.

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.

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Dad asked: how did u feel?

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It replied: Dad it was wonderful. Every 1 was clapping 4 me

Moral: Take every thing positively

How Come The Dove

Gets To Be The Peace

Symbol ?

How About Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,

Than The Dove

And

It Doesn’t Have That

Dangerous Beak

Birdy Birdy in the sky

Dropped a popy in my eyes,

I do not worry I do not cry

I am just happy that cows don't fly!

Exams are like girl friends

difficult 2 understand

too many questions

more explanations are needed

And results are most of the time failure.

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,

Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,

Marriage Is The Box Of Children,

And too many Children means more Problem for the world

So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while.